Sunday, January 1, 2012

Six Sunday #10 On Lavender Lane sneak preview

So, having stood up for herself and negotiated very favorable divorce terms with her cheating French chef husband, who publicly humiliated her when his sex video went viral, Maddy has bought a bottle of champagne and taken it down the the beach, where she's well on her way to getting drunk because, as an actress stated in one of her fave '40s movies, there comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Watching whales from his cliffside house, Lucas spots her and informs Scout, the three-legged dog he brought back from Afghanistan, that they have a new rescue mission.

One commenter, chosen at random, will receive a copy of On Lavender Lane, which will be out January 3rd. The winner will be announced here, on twitter, and Facebook tomorrow. I'll also be posting news of a fun month long contest with the winner receiving a Nook Simple Touch, a Kindle Touch, or $99 gift certificate equivalent, so check that out.

Meanwhile, wishing everyone a fantabulous 2012! Enjoy:

"Old Acquaintance, 1943. Bette Davis said it to Miriam Hopkins when, at the end of the movie, after all those years of feuding, they're left with each other."

Toasting herself for recalling the line, she tossed back the champagne. "It was probably for the best, because if it has tires or a penis, it's just bound to cause you trouble."

"The tide's going to be coming in soon," a familiar male voice warned.

Speaking of penises. . .

32 comments:

Jessica Subject said...

LOL Love this six! I'm looking forward to reading this book! :)

All the best in 2012!

Amy said...

HAHAHAHA! What a GREAT six! Way to end with a zinger! As always, love your little snippets and can't wait to read the book!

I've take a break from Six Sunday for the past few weeks, with the "busy-ness" of the holidays, but I look forward to being back next week!

Again... GREAT six!!

K.E. Saxon said...

LOL! Great last line for your snippet! :-D Loved the movie reference, too. Looking forward to its release date. Happy New Year!

Taryn Kincaid said...

LOL!

Dee Carney said...

LOL. Love the last line!

Judy Brown said...

Getting more excited every day. Jan. 3 is also my youngest daughter's 50th Birthday so I'm celebrating by buying On Lavender Lane!

Rhianna Miller said...

You are an amazing writer. I can't wait to read your new books, I've read all the others. Thanks for sharing your writing.

Shelley B said...

Love the six!

Siobhan Muir / Meg Palevich said...

"It was probably for the best, because if it has tires or a penis, it's just bound to cause you trouble." HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well said. Great six, JoAnn. I loved that he surprised her after that statement. :D Happy New Year!

veronicascott said...

I so want to start my New Year by reading this book more than 6 sentences at a time! Loved the excerpt, last line got MY attention too of course...

Vivien Dean said...

Love that old movie, way to really add some character to them. Well done!

Sue P. said...

So can't wait for this to finally come out! Happy New Year, Joann.

pennsdog@yahoo.com

Michelle Harlan said...

Love the snippet...loved it so much I snorted Coca-Cola through my nose! lol
Happy New Year!

Lindsey Davis said...

I love this little snippet!! I very excited to read this book! I hope you and your hubby have a wonderful new year! :)

Sue Ann Bowling said...

January 3? I picked it up at Sam's Club (in Fairbanks AK) yesterday! Haven't reached those 6 sentences yet, though.

Heather Johnson said...

Hahaha!! I love this little sneak peak! Can't wait to read it!

Lisa said...

Great preview! :-D

Ursula Grey said...

Loved it ~ wonderfully humorous six!!

Gail Grainger said...

I can't wait to read Lavendar Lane. It sounds like it will be another wonderful book from you. I can't wait!

Sherry Gloag said...

ROFL Great snippet. Happy New Year.

Jeannie Moon said...

LOL! I love it. Of course the last line almost had me spraying Diet Coke all over the computer screen.

That would have been a mess.

Nubian said...

Bette Davis, the woman I aspire to be one day.

Wishing you and Sweetie a wonderful 2012. xox

Keira Kroft said...

Awesome snippet and I love the name Lavender Lane, so cool :)

Carrie Ann Ryan said...

Oh - I cannot wait for this book! I'm so giddy!

LOVE your six!

BeretBrenckman said...

I love your books and can't wait for this next one!

Great Six!

Jane said...

Aww, Scout. Happy New Year.

Lex Valentine said...

Awesome six, JoAnn. Happy New Year!

sabrams@node1internet.com said...

I can not wait for this book!! Love the penis comment!!

Holiday Party Decorations said...

Oh! Very funny! Anticipating the follow up lines! haha..Great Six!
Nancy Egan

Alyse said...

hahaha Love it!

Kathleen O said...

Oh I so LOVE this snippet.. and with my GC I received for Christmas, this book will be one of my first buys of the New year...

Happy New Year

E. Jamie said...

(laughs)Loved it! I'm so picking this one up asap!